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I have only seen 10 minutes of this and already I can feel the urge to screen cap so I can share with you the sheer terrific ugliness of the first Romans and their clothing. What a knock-kneed bunch they were.

But I am most excited that this one has Roger Moore in it. Yes, that Roger Moore: the Saint, James Bonds, etc. was once Romulus, a roguish first king of Rome. Sadly, he is not all oiled up but I have hopes.

ETA: Romulus is wearing (what else) a very short tunic. He is also a) a bit of a wanker but b) king of ugliest bunch of men I've ever seen. No wonder the Romans couldn't get women.

Date: 2007-09-06 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com
But does he wear short skirts?

Date: 2007-09-06 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Yes! He could challenge Glaucus in the last film for short skirt dominance. Apparently antiquity was beset by men wearing very short tunics in all weather.

Date: 2007-09-06 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com
Excellent. Perhaps it was easier jut to SHOW rather than grunt "mine are bigger than yours". Certainly saves money if they were paid by the line.

Date: 2007-09-06 03:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenofthorns.livejournal.com
Didn't they get, um, rugburn from riding horses? Hee!

Date: 2007-09-07 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
They were such manly men that they were above such petty pains. Personally, though, I'm a bit surprised that no one's, er, got anything caught on the saddle yet.

Date: 2007-09-06 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com
As always, the anticipation of the picspam fills me with unholy glee.

Roger Moore, eeh? Hmm...the idea of him all oiled up actually scares me.

Date: 2007-09-06 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Romulus is rather a bastard in this. And RM is very scrawny so they might not have him stripped and oiled. But who can tell - they have all of these horribly ugly semi-nekkid Romans around.

Date: 2007-09-06 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sucrelefey.livejournal.com
Mommy, the weird Irish lady is scaring me. ;)

Date: 2007-09-06 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
You can't possibly be as freaked out as I am watching the Romans chase this one woman they've found.

Date: 2007-09-06 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sucrelefey.livejournal.com
You better get drunk then.

Date: 2007-09-06 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wistfulmemory.livejournal.com
But then it'll be harder for her to screencap...

Date: 2007-09-07 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] calixa.livejournal.com
I demand picspam!!

Date: 2007-09-07 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
There will be pics of stupendously ugly Romans as soon as I can force myself to watch more of sleazy Romulus canoodling with Phoenician women.


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