Dec. 24th, 2008

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Why did no one tell me how awesomely bad Eragon is? It's a magnificent waste of Jeremy Irons (did the man learn NOTHING from Dungeons and Dragons?) and John Malkovich and some assorted other people. I FUCKING LOVE HOW THE DRAGON GROWS UP IN THREE SECONDS IN THE AIR AS OUR HERO TRIES TO 'ACT'.

THE TIME OF THE DRAGON RIDERS IS HERE AGAIN, PEOPLE. I SHALL ENJOY GETTING DRUNK TO THIS, THANK YOU IN DEMAND.

ETA; OH, HERO, WHOEVER YOU ARE, I LOVE YOUR 'ANGER' THAT MAKES ANAKIN'S LOOK WELL ACTED. PLEASE TELL ME THE BOOK IS THIS CRAP.

ETA 2: Er, am I supposed to like the hero? Because he's all sorts of awful times x100 with an added pile of stupid just for effect. BUT LOLZ ON 'I CAN'T BE ONE WITH YOU MY DRAGON YET.' That's all sort of kinky.

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