Indeed. Thither he should return and wash his hair, methinks.
ETA: I saw a book in the bookstore today called 'The Reckless Bride' featuring a girl running in a nightie with a slit up to her hip. I couldn't tell if she was recklessly courting pneumonia or something else.
Here she is! FIRST TIME IN PRINT! God help the poor wee thing. Though she can float, so that's good. Excellent for parties and getting across ponds. THE HERO IS NAMED JACE! JACE! It sounds like a mix of loo cleaner and cough medicine.