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I was wondering if I became a crazy Doctor/Tardis shipper if anyone would think I was serious and be all offended because I did not ship the Doctor and some paltry humanoid? Or would they just pat me on the head and assume I was joking when I posted everywhere that the doctor would never love anything the way he loved the Tardis and they were SOULMATES FOREVER?

I am a bit tempted to test this out and see what happens. And then set up a Doctor/Tardis community where we* complain about all the other shippers and how mean they are.

*And by we, I mean me on my own. But I would create sock-puppets so I didn't look so lonely and sad.

Date: 2006-09-10 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenavira.livejournal.com
I would totally join your Doctor/TARDIS community, for it is true that he will never love a companion the way he loves the TARDIS. Companions come and go, but the TARDIS is forever. <3

Date: 2006-09-10 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
But how will anyone now know you are not my sockpuppet?

And Doctor/Tardis 4EVA!!!

Date: 2006-09-10 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenavira.livejournal.com
Er...but I can't be your sockpuppet! Maybe I'm just being extremely clever and you're my sockpuppet? <.<

Date: 2006-09-10 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
This is quite clearly the case! For sure one or the other of us is a sockpuppet* and I don't mind being it. :)

*Seriously: you also think Irish language TV is a good idea. That must prove our sockpuppetry.

Date: 2006-09-10 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenavira.livejournal.com
Yay for sockpuppetry! Now to take over fandom.

Date: 2006-09-10 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Now to take over fandom.

And translate it into Irish. Yes.

Date: 2006-09-10 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovinlorne.livejournal.com
Is the tardis the phone booth? Do they even still use a phone booth? The Doctor that I remember always had a phone booth.

Date: 2006-09-10 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
The Tardis is the police box/phone booth the Doctor travels in. And quite clearly the Doctor's ONLY TWUE LOVE.

Date: 2006-09-10 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovinlorne.livejournal.com
Well of course it's his ONLY TWUE LOVE! It's been there for him during good times and bad. Through thick and thin. In sickness and in health. DOCTOR/TARDIS!! OTP 4-EVA!!!!!

Date: 2006-09-10 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Tardis = Jack Sparrow's Black Pearl. But without the handsome Elizabeth.

Date: 2006-09-10 04:48 am (UTC)
anonymous_sibyl: Two adirondack chairs in front of a lake scene. (Hater)
From: [personal profile] anonymous_sibyl
Tsk tsk. Now you know if you form a community of you and your sock puppets then people will accuse you of forming a sekrit cabal to run fandom.

Date: 2006-09-10 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
I have always wanted to belong to a cabal. And it will be an excitingly mad and quite off the charts insane cabel and we will do all sorts of things to oppress fandom with our Tardis love.

Date: 2006-09-10 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilly-rose.livejournal.com
Can I guess the shipping fen that are driving you mad? *g Some of us ARE reasonable...really *g Unfortunately the bad few seem to be the loudest, the inmates running the aslyum.

Then again I ship the Doctor with somone who would probably object to being called a paltry humanoid. Loudly. =)

Date: 2006-09-10 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Heh! Actually no shippers are driving me insane. I love shipping; it's how I relate to most tv shows, if I am honest. (And the Doctor quite clearly had the hots for Tegan. And Rose. And Romana. And a bunch of other people. But Tegan especially.).

I just wondered if you decided that Doctor/Tardis was your ship of choice if people would take you seriously and be offended by you as a mad shipper. And that's really the test of a real 'ship: people getting offended.

Date: 2006-09-10 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
I'll help.

Note the way that he went absolutely spare on losing the TARDIS -- "She's the only thing I had left!"

Date: 2006-09-10 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
"She's the only thing I had left!"

*leaps around at the proof*

I am seconds away from starting a mad community where I talk about panels and blue as the colour of true love.

Date: 2006-09-10 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cryptile.livejournal.com
Yes! And he gives up a decade of his life to save hers! And he even has an unhealthy codependency with it where there's abuse and clinginess! Beat that, Rose!

Date: 2006-09-10 06:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
And the way he fondles her doors; so strangely erotic.

Date: 2006-09-10 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cryptile.livejournal.com
You know she fakes all those crash landings just to get him lying down on her.

Date: 2006-09-10 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
I am proud to be a DocTARD.

Date: 2006-09-10 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cryptile.livejournal.com
Is that the official name for this ship? BECAUSE IT DAMN WELL SHOULD BE.

Date: 2006-09-10 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
I am so getting this put on buttons. And there really should be a community called 'Doctard.'

Date: 2006-09-10 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
That's it, I am now a rabid shipper. *dead*

Date: 2006-09-10 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sucrelefey.livejournal.com
Of course the Tardis is his true love for only she could be what ever size he needs on the inside. And with that filthy thought I am out of here.

Date: 2006-09-10 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Hee!! And as a now insane Tardis/Doctor shipper I, of course, agree entirely with all things that prove their love.

Date: 2006-09-10 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cryptile.livejournal.com
I've been shipping Doctor/TARDIS in my sekrit brain cabal (population: me) since forever. I declare war on your poser comm.


Well, but I still wanna join.

Date: 2006-09-10 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
WE WILL POSE TOGETHER. And declare war on all other lesser shippers. Oh yes, we will.

Date: 2006-09-10 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cryptile.livejournal.com
BECAUSE ONLY WE UNDERSTAND THE WHITEHOT PURITY OF TARDIS/DOCTOR. APART FROM EVERYONE ELSE BEFORE US.

We need a combined name, now. DOCTIS? TARTOR?

Date: 2006-09-10 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
I myself am fond of Dris. It sounds like a cirque du soleil show.

Date: 2006-09-10 06:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cryptile.livejournal.com
Dunno. Sounds like bargain-brand nasal decongestant to me.

Date: 2006-09-10 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cryptile.livejournal.com
Wow, I should read things in sequence first! Yay!

Date: 2006-09-10 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
I would pat you on the head, maybe, and then still ship Doctor/TARDIS. It just /is/. :D

Date: 2006-09-10 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
DocTard (tm Jonquil) FOREVER.

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