It's been a rotten day but I am watching something extremely entertaining and cheesetastic and I have a gin and tonic. And, calixa
, I feel you would like this even if it doesn't have regency pirates or were-dolphins. It's called Midnight Bayou
and is apparently adapted from a Nora Roberts novel for Lifetime and has all the class that you would associate with a Lifetime movie. It's got a northern lawyer (played by Jerry O'Connell) moving to the bayou and I think there's time travel or reincarnation or something. And I hope he will fight crime too. Or maybe just get a boat and wrestle alligators for his true love.
More, as more happens.
ETA: Now the hero's house is being possessed by crying babies. I think.
ETA 2: This is so unbelievably awesome the English language cannot possibly describe it. JoC has travelled back in time for a wee bit and there's a servant girl and she loves the young master but he has sleezy younger brother and an EVIL mother and the lightning flashes when she appears and I bet it gets even better.
ETA 3: calixa
YOU MUST WATCH THIS.
ETA 4: THERE'S A CRAZY VOODOO LADY WHO CALLS HIM A YANKEE AND FEEDS HIM.
ETA 5: AND A CRAZY DRUGGIE MUM. Who says things like "like it or not you are your momma's daughter." And the girl is now also seeing dead people. IF YOU DO NOT ALL WATCH THIS YOU HAVE NO SOULS.
ETA 6: THIS IS MAH HOUSE NOW. DO YOU HEAR ME??????? JoC's facial expressions are just great. Oh yeah, and the chandelier just tried to kill him.
ETA 7: AND JUST WHEN I THINK IT CAN'T GET ANY BETTER IT DOES