Roswell.

Mar. 17th, 2009 08:12 pm
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I bet you will all be delighted to know that I plan to move onto Dark Angel* next. Give you a bit of a break from spamming about teen alien angst. It would be vainglorious of me to call these thoughts 'meta.' Or even really thoughts. They're more a series of questions/issues/things that have come into my fevered brain as I deal with the plague.

Cut to save you strange people who don't watch crap tv )

*The moment someone mentioned that there was an evil twin I was right there.
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OMG LAST EPISODE OF ROSWELL. GOOD BYE TORTURED TEEN ALIEN LOVE. WE WILL NEVER SEE YOUR LIKE AGAIN.

Poll coming soon on what shameful series I should watch next. Suggestion for poll welcome (I already have Forever Knight, but there must be more angsty manpain out there).
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I'm up to the episode on Roswell where Michael thinks he was king. Or ought to be king. He's so hilariously bad at it that it would make a lot of sense if he had been because in that case losing the war would be fairly automatic. Kyle had it right when he said he didn't want to be part of any club where he was the leader. Because you know that club would have been on fire within minutes.

Plus, one of their mistakes is clearly not having enough evil Max. I have a fondness for him when he's being murderous but not saddled with weird facial hair.

What will I do when this is over?
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1. Tess n' Max's remembrance of times past. Least interesting past relationship ever. No wonder there was a revolution - they probably did it out of a desperate desire to make them SHUT UP.

2. Alien baby. I am sure it is very tragic and all that Max's spawn got carted off to some planet with duplicitous minx but he should be glad to get out of the who teenage pregnancy trap. Imagine the whole cost of maintenance.

3. Isabel and Jesse. Where did he pop up from? How is it not skanky for an attorney to date his boss's daughter WHO IS JUST OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. And Isabel is so self-righteous about it all and all 'OMG this is my one tru love! I must marry him! Why don't you all support me!'

Still, I will be sad when this is over. Despite the occasional decisions to abandon any sort of pretense at plot development or consistent characters they have lovely, attractive alien angst.
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I suck as an LJ friend; I've been too busy to keep up with all of you or comment. But I am hoping to be better from now on. Let me know of anything important I've missed.

In other news of me: Roswell's alien baby story sucks so far because all it is Max and Tess being annoying and all OMG OUR BABIEE SO ALIEN AND SO SPESHUL. I do like the Liz and Maria and Max substory, though. It's like dysfunctional alien Nancy Drew.

ETA: And, god, Tess and Max must have been the world's most boring couple in whatever alien planet they came from. It's all "oooohh, I remember the water and how loverly you looked' about 50 times over. Can't they access some interesting memories? It's like listening to Kenny G but in alien relationship form.
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After a mere twenty minutes I'm in the loathe Tess camp. She's just awful even without the whole glomming onto Max thing. Is she always this revoltingly cheery?

Michael would be better looking if his hair did not look like a mop on his head. It's sort of eating him alive.

ETA: Also. Evil Not-Max is hot.
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OMG THE EPISODE WHERE LIZ AND MAX HAVE 'VISIONS' WHENEVER THEY MAKE OUT AND THEY GET CAUGHT IN THE WHATEVER CLOSET BY THAT TEACHER AND THEN THEY INDULGE IN TEEN SHENANIGANS SO HE CAN FIND HIS HOME PLANET OR WHATEVER AND MARIA WALKS IN. OH AND MARIA FAKES HER 'VISIONS' AND MICHAEL IS ALL UPSET BECAUSE HIS MANHOOD IS THREATENED SHE LIED TO HIM.

*IZ DED*
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1. Smack Michael with a clue stick so he starts acting like a decent human being with Maria. He should be thanking the gods that she gives him the time of day not walking around being all hot messed up alien.

2. Lock Max and Liz in a room until he gives into his impulses and stops trying to protect her. I can just sense the horrific angst on the horizon so they should make hay while the sun shines.

3. I don't know with Isabel. Maybe it could feature Alex. But not that grim dancing scene that she dream walked into.

I hear there is an alien baby coming. This worries me. On the plus side apparently it involves maximum angst and agony for everyone.
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Guess who is the rather ashamed owner of THREE seasons of Roswell? That would be yours truly who clearly has regressed to her teen years; I didn't even wait to order them from Amazon but went and bought them on the way home. I shall now indulge in watching several hours of improbable but hot teen angst involving aliens in high school and develop strong hatreds for anyone who interferes with their pure and tortured love.

Trust me, you can't possibly judge me any more harshly than I judge myself.

ROSWELL

Mar. 1st, 2009 09:25 pm
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THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE ROSWELL AFTER FOUR EPISODES. STOP. THEIR LOVE IS SO REPRESSED AND YEARNING. STOP. SEND HELP BEFORE I START DRAWING HEARTS WITH THEIR NAMES IN THEM. STOP. HAVE REGRESSED TO BEING ELEVEN. STOP.

Roswell

Mar. 1st, 2009 04:18 pm
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Watching Roswell is like letting my inner 12 year old run free. If I had watched the show as a teen I would have been all over the internet posting about the epic Max and Liz love and how they are the OTPest of OTPs.

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