Warriors!

[lesbiassparrow]

I went to Best Buy to see if I could find the second Bourne movie. I was denied but then they decided to offer up something even better: Warriors, a 50 movie DVD set of exciting films from the 50s and 60s. It includes such wonders as Mole Men Against the Son of Hercules, Cleopatra's Daughter, Fury of Achilles, Devil of the Desert Against the Son of Hercules... The list of wonders never really stops with 50 movies of this sort.

I MAY NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE AGAIN.

If I were you I'd defriend me now and save yourself the inevitable posts about precisely when Cleopatra had time to have a daughter and* what Roger Moore is doing in a tunic and sandals. The Spring Waltz subtitling crisis will be as nothing to compared to this.

Oh, and I got the second season of Rome (they have it for $60 if you're thinking about getting it) but that is a trifling thing compared to the glories that await me with my 50 movies of completely inauthentic and cheaply filmed classical action.

* Let's pretend I never forgot about Cleopatra's daughter, shall we? I plan on denying it if anyone ever brings it up.

Comments

[hecatesknickers.livejournal.com]

Thanks to you, I am actually going to have to leave my house so I can have this kind of awesome in my possession.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

And it only costs $22.99. How do they manage it?

[hecatesknickers.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew! And I also wish they would tell all their friends, so we could get other amazingly cheesy dvd sets for that cheap.