he needs to find a dorama hero or heroine who already has a first love. As anyone knows who watches a dorama, there is a 95% chance that you will die a sad and lonely person if you cannot find the person you fell in love with when you were 12 and you will never, never love anyone else once you have given your heart in the way that children do.

*howls* You know, I don't even watch kdramas but I awlays find your commentary on them so hysterically funny. Bwahahahaha. Come to that, I actually have no idea how we ended up being acquainted but I am very glad we met because you are so funny :D