Gossip Girl: In which I like the storyline that almost everyone else is tired of

[lesbiassparrow]

Oh, Nate! Will you ever manage to protect the shining jewel of your virtue? How tainted and tawdry you must feel! I love that she buys him clothes and calls him her toy and pats him as if he were a lap-dog, a pug bred to do her bidding. And forces him to give up the girl he likes and her to give him up in turn. WILL NATE EVER REGAIN HIS HONOUR? OR WILL HE STAY A KEPT MAN, A TOY FOR A LUSTY AND LASCIVIOUS ARISTOCRATIC WENCH? Tune into the latest chapter by Samuel Richardson next episode to find out.*

Also, I feel saddened that Chuck Bass is a bit of a disappointment on the clothing front. Where is the hunt coat? Where are the plus fours? Has your glory been dimmed by love? Nay, that shall never be, surely!

*Or apply to Mrs. Miggins Pie and Coffee shop in Drury Lane for spoilers: small spoilers 2 groats and 6 ha'pence; major ones 10 shillings.

Comments

[calixa.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I have explained it to her in great detail. More than she probably wanted/needed to know.