What does he think of the shameful lack of sprockets in our fleet? They are crucial, I tell you. If he wants to see my extensive sprocket collection as proof, I'd be glad to show it to him...

*giggles madly*

Ahem. I hope this is not another attempt to lure the good Captain somewhere for nefarious purposes. To date we have had 327 offers to show him sprockets, spanners, valves and even cogs. Many of which came from people we suspect were not entirely sincere.