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[lesbiassparrow]

I am about to sit down and read Breaking Dawn. Or, as I feel it should be called, The Deflowering of Edward.

I CAN'T WAIT.

ETA: OMG. THE FREAK OUT AFTERWARD. THANK YOU SMEYER FOR GIVING ME THIS MUCH ENTERTAINMENT. IT MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU INTENDED BUT I DON'T CARE.

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[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

So true. But I do celebrate Bella's achievement in getting Edward to finally do the deed.

[cleolinda.livejournal.com]

My other favorite thing there was how he then ran her around the island all day, then stuffed her full of food so she'd be completely zonked out at night. I'm surprised he didn't actually drug her or something. Yes, I am eternally seventeen and on my legally wedded honeymoon--NOOOOOO, ANYTHING BUT THE SEX!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I blame Carlisle. The man took how many centuries to make himself a 'companion'? I bet he was off being all puritan and hysterically virginal for that time. And then he just offloads it all onto Edward once he's got Esme.