Well, if it's any consolation - it gets worse. A lot worse. Wait until the final scene (give or take a two), when a crowd of extras surrounds Octavian and proclaims him the next ruler. Or something like that.

All that and not even a really good orgy in the whole show. But lots of brooding by Jonathan and he really looks fetching with that off the shoulder toga.

As I said, I am a slut. Give me beefcake and my standards just evaporate.