The Ten Gladiators

[lesbiassparrow]

Ummm. So I don't think I'll be screencapping this one despite the fact that I want Nero's giant throne. It is altogether quite weird and most of the script directions (if they had any) must have been of this sort 'then they throw back their heads and laugh merrily' even when the actors are all in prison and expecting certain death. And 10 gladiators and only one woman? This is not going to end well.

Also, they cheaped out on the oiling of chests which is very wrong. Very, very wrong. I can only hope that 'Romulus and the Sabines' is better and has many shiny, well-oiled men.

ETA: Oooh Tigellinus and Glaucus appear to be having a 'shortest tunic in Rome' competition and Tigellinus has also bumped off Poppaea. I have also seen a unibrowed Roman senator. Maybe the senate will turn out to be made up of werewolves?

ETA 2: now we have Christians! Yay, Christians!

ETA 3: Glaucus, owner of the shortest tunic in Rome, has now been tossed in the water and is fighting it out while his, er, midget is being fondled by one of the gladiators. I swear I couldn't make this stuff up. Of course, everyone is laughing merrily.

ETA 4: Galba makes a late entry into the shortest tunic in Rome competition. Good try but not close.

Comments

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Only if you screen cap them and provide a post on his giant teeth. They were terrifying.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

but...but...my supercheap and evil computer won't read DVD format...

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

*is sad because now no one will understand about the giant teeth*

OMG I think the dad is now pimping out the one woman to a Roman senator. Soooo wrong.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

Well...you could have capped before giving the discs to me...

And now I know that YOU MUST POST CAPS!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I must admit that I have half a desire to screencap scenes in an attempt to see which Roman has the shortest tunic.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

sounds like a good enough incentive to me.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Glaucus, Nero's BFF, appears to be winning. But only barely.

[calixa.livejournal.com]

My night job is that I am Megan's screencap monkey.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

there are worst jobs out there. think of all the pleasure you bring to masses.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

and such a good screencap monkey you are. *expects hundreds and hundreds of SSWRB caps soon*

[calixa.livejournal.com]

I am beginning to suspect this is why you wanted me to watch SSWRB in the first place...

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

LOL

You know better...

Though now I want you to finish it so you can join me in the shipping war...