This is what goes through my mind during The State of the Union speech

[lesbiassparrow]

Just how much energy do you think it takes Nancy Pelosi not to roll her eyes every five minutes? And why does Cheney always look like listening to Bush is about as much fun as a prostate exam? Feign some enthusiasm, man! He's your bloody colleague.

Plus, is it the law that you have to stand and applaud every time the president mentions the army? If I were him, I'd just fling random mentions in the middle of other things to make everyone get up when they were planning on looking disapproving.