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lesbiassparrow ([personal profile] lesbiassparrow) wrote2009-03-27 10:06 pm
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Dear Psyche,

I apologize to you for having read Breaking Dawn. Please forgive me.

Yours,

Lesbia's Sparrow.

ps. Can you stop screaming now?

pps. No, really. Anytime you want to stop screaming is fine by me. I'll just wait over here.

ppps. Still waiting. Maybe I could get you some whisky or something?

pppps. Now, swearing like that is just mean. You didn't even wince at Stairway to Heaven and that had a cancer causing car accident, so don't get all proud.

ppppps. Okay, so you have a point. But still. THE MEMORIES WILL FADE. OH GOD, THEY HAVE TO FADE.

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