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lesbiassparrow ([personal profile] lesbiassparrow) wrote2009-08-08 05:30 pm
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Oh my God, Australia. How can a film be this magnificently awful? And what accent is Kidman sporting?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Only 10 minutes in and tears of laughter are running down my face.

ETA: Hugh Jackman had better start taking his shirt off soon is all I can say.

ETA 2: Aaaand he does.

ETA 3: Was the writer aiming for the worst written film of all time award? I do hope he was.

ETA 4: "This land has a strange power." Indeed. Indeed. GOD EVEN WITH MY ALMOST UNLIMITED APPETITE FOR CHEESY CRAP, I AM NOT SURE I CAN FINISH THIS.

ETA 5: "Drove! Drove! Drove the cattle to Darwin!" THE ACTING. OH GOD THE ACTING.

ETA 6: "Woman, do you know what you've done?" It is so hard to say what is worse: the writing or the acting. Both hurt my brain. And I am delighted to know that every single person is Australia is gnarly or eccentric. Or both.

ETA 7: Is that Faramir? Hellooo Faramir.

ETA 8: Why is Faramir so evil? This makes me sad.

ETA 9: You all know the rubbish I watch on a regular basis. It should then be a sign of how awful this film is that I had to turn it off in the middle out of a sense of shame for everyone involved. I will admit that I turned it back on 20 minutes later, but only with my finger firmly fixed on the ff button. Even Kidman's frocks cannot save this one. And she has lovely frocks.

[identity profile] lage-nom-ai.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, goody! This is next in my Netflix queue!

[identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Make sure you have a lot of booze to hand. When even I cannot take the cheese something is horribly amiss.

[identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I cannot wait for you to watch this film. For real. I think your head might explode.

[identity profile] lage-nom-ai.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I am now so excited!! Here's hoping I get ahead of schedule this week so I can burn THREE HOURS. I just dug up the whisky, and I think I'll be able to liveblog it as I go!

[identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com 2009-08-09 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Weellll, it took me under an hour owing to judicious use of the ff button.