Seriously, if this insomnia lasts much longer I will be certifiably insane and posting wank like there's no tomorrow.

Today I wrote up the perfect wanktastic post: pompous, filled with snotty rage, containing CAPSLOCK OF RAGE, and just about everything else you could imagine. It was like the perfect storm of wank. Luckily sanity kicked in and I made it private and then later deleted it.

But if this continues I will not be able to stop myself. Wank will be posted! All I'm asking is please do not take it seriously if it occurs. I will be suitably ashamed of myself once I get more than four hours sleep a night.

Anyone got any cures for insomnia apart from drinking yourself into a stupor? Because I've tried that one and it is not working so well.