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Seriously, if this insomnia lasts much longer I will be certifiably insane and posting wank like there's no tomorrow.

Today I wrote up the perfect wanktastic post: pompous, filled with snotty rage, containing CAPSLOCK OF RAGE, and just about everything else you could imagine. It was like the perfect storm of wank. Luckily sanity kicked in and I made it private and then later deleted it.

But if this continues I will not be able to stop myself. Wank will be posted! All I'm asking is please do not take it seriously if it occurs. I will be suitably ashamed of myself once I get more than four hours sleep a night.

Anyone got any cures for insomnia apart from drinking yourself into a stupor? Because I've tried that one and it is not working so well.

Date: 2006-05-11 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doyle_sb4.livejournal.com
I hear ya, both on the insomnia (4:30 here) and the wank. No cures that I know of, sorry to say.

Date: 2006-05-11 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Sorry to hear about your insomnia. 4.30? Ouch.

The first several days it was alright, but now I can just feel the crazy creeping in...

Date: 2006-05-11 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
Hot baths, hot milk, chamomile tea, and --err -- self-stimulation. Not simultaneously, unless you want to spill the tea.

Date: 2006-05-11 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Thanks for the suggestions. And the advice!

Date: 2006-05-12 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
I feel like a complete idiot.

Valerian. Valerian is one of the few herbs that have been double-blind tested and proven to work. My husband and son, who both have insomnia problems from time to time, take it, sleep better, and don't feel zombie-ish in the morning. My husband won't sleep in a strange hotel bed without it.

It smells like dirty sweat socks even in capsule form, but it works.

Date: 2006-05-12 09:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Oh thanks! I will try and get some in the chemists this evening.

Date: 2006-05-11 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] k-julia.livejournal.com
Insomnia sucks.

I asked the same question here and got some good advice (though how far it worked for me (and not) is also obvious from the comments).

Hmm, insomniac wank might be fun to read... No no, you're good for resisting.

Date: 2006-05-11 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Insomniac wank is crazeeee. But possibly on the horizon.

Thanks for the link. The breathing thing sounds interesting. I will try it and see if it works.

Somebody set up us the wank

Date: 2006-05-11 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luftballoons.livejournal.com
In A.D. 2006, wank was beginning.

Livejournal: All your wank are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to fall asleep make your time.

Re: Somebody set up us the wank

Date: 2006-05-11 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Hee! The wank is a'coming, I tell you....

Re: Somebody set up us the wank

Date: 2006-05-12 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
Thank you! Thank you! I need somebody articulate to express my rage, and I nominate you.

Re: Somebody set up us the wank

Date: 2006-05-12 07:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Well if you pick a topic maybe I can wank to order? At this stage I would probably wank over sandwich fillings.

Hey, this could be a whole new aspect of LJ! Not a good one, mind you, but new.

Re: Somebody set up us the wank

Date: 2006-05-12 08:30 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Sort of like "I want a fic with Rose and Ten married, then Nine drops in and they all argue about whether they should have babies, and oh, there should be root beer floats", only for wank?

Anyway, the rant that I'm not ranting about is people who bring fluff expectations to a dark show. There exist fluff shows. Go watch "Seventh Heaven". Go watch "Sleepless In Seattle". But don't watch a show which is often concerned with death and loss and despair and then complain and/or write fix-it fic when there are emotional complications.

This is not "Bringing Up Baby", nor was meant to be.

Re: Somebody set up us the wank

Date: 2006-05-12 08:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
Sigh. That was me.

Note: I *like* Bringing Up Baby.

Re: Somebody set up us the wank

Date: 2006-05-12 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Actually, no! I think it came from a comment on someone else's journal which just blew my mind from wierd logic plus smugness about... Oh, I'm not even going there. Because wank will flow! You can email me if you feel the need to know all. (But it is really stupid and if I wasn't half-delirious from lack of sleep it would have made me giggle.)

I don't actually care if people on shipper communities want fluff and happily ever after, though it's not something I particularly want to read or think that the show will deliver. I figure that's what they're there for and if you're expecting a shipper community to be all happy about one part of a couple snogging another person, then you've missed the point of a shipper community. It does become a problem if a) shippers go wild elsewhere and go to war on every website, journal, community devoted to the show and b) if people expect the shippers to defy human nature and embrace the opposite of what they watch the show for.

Though, dear god, I do not want to see babyfic! Though it's inevitable given that apparently two people who travel together must want marriage and babies above all else. And babies apparently cure all problems in a relationship! This is why I do not read those sort of stories.

And I like Bringing up Baby too.

Re: Somebody set up us the wank

Date: 2006-05-12 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
BTW, I also agree with the expectations thing. Though some of that might have to do with the beginning of this season being oddly bouncy in some regards though dealing with dark issues, which led people to expect the cheeriness to continue.

I'm just looking forward to Cybermen, myself. Plus not being hit over the head with the lonely theme. I think I may have earned an episode where someone doesn't explictly point that out about the doctor.

Date: 2006-05-12 12:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
You should post it flocked.

What was the wank about? *curious*

Four hours sleep is infinitely better than none. Maybe try varying something, see if it helps?

Date: 2006-05-12 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
The wank has been deleted so as not to tempt me! But I have an awful feeling that it will be resurrected in some form - though probably it will not be as marvellously pompous as the first time.

It was about Doctor Who of all things! I can't believe I would wank over Who, much as I love it! It's a total betrayal of my childhood and it feels akin to wanking over the Wombles.

Date: 2006-05-12 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
Ah, okay. Would have liked to see the first version, just for a laugh.

Doctor Who is easy to wank about, these days. Because there are these factions involved, and it's rather interesting to see.

The childhood thing would be a tiny bit weird for me. *grin* Like creating wank over Chrestomanci stories or something. Eep.

Date: 2006-05-12 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
CHRESTOMANCI LOVES ME DAMMIT!1! NOT MILLIE WHO IS A TRAMP BUT ME !1!!!

Date: 2006-05-12 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
I do not know who this person is but he clearly loves me!!!! Do not delude yourself!!!!!

Date: 2006-05-12 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
*dies*

Millie/Chrestomanci=OTP!!!!1!!! Theirlovesissoworldtravellingomg!

Date: 2006-05-12 07:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
Millie is dull; even the author describes her features as ordinary. Chrestomanci is flame and adventure and desire; why in any well-thought-out universe would he settle for a woman whose highest ambition is to be a British schoolgirl? A man who has dragons on his bathrobe cannot live happily with a woman with a Chalet School novel in the pocket of hers.

It's so obvious that Chrestomanci's real lover is Tacroy. Millie is just a beard, there to fool the homophobic High Council.

Date: 2006-05-12 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
Woe. For you brought up the Christopher/Tacroy, which is very true. Christopher knows his true name OMG!!!

But Millie is his stability for being ordinary. She keeps him grounded, otherwise he would be more than insufferable, and they are good friends. Hmm. Also Tacroy has Ms Rosalie.

Millie/Christopher/Tacroy/Miss Rosalie - there. OT4.

Date: 2006-05-12 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
I always wondered about all the power-sharing the four of them were so well-practiced at...

[I love Millie. I'm just working out the "that bitch isn't good enough for my woobie!" scenario.]

Date: 2006-05-13 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
Well, yes. Clearly they have been "working" together for some time.

[Someone should totally chime in with the inevitable "Millie is a Mary Sue"! argument. Even though she's not. *beams*]

Date: 2006-05-12 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that you were reading this sort of thing as a child!

Date: 2006-05-13 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
Well... it was that, or the Estelle/Nan femmeslash. *smiles*

I was a /special/ child. And one who read a lot.

Date: 2006-05-12 12:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
It really wasn't very interesting. I suspect what would have been more interesting is the amount of people I would have offended plus my wounded and uncomprehending response (because the wanker is always 'oh, I didn't mean to offend' and wide-eyed about the whole thing.)

New Who has been a whole new experience for me. First I find out I think the Doctor is hot (CE, your sins are heavy for this!), then I read fic because suddenly I am all 'he and Rose are so doing it!' and now there is wank. WHERE WILL IT ALL END?

Date: 2006-05-12 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
Look at it this way. You have healthy 19-year-old hormones. You are alone for days at a time with a man who, when he does not look like Christopher Eccleston, looks like David Tennant.

Either she's wearing out the batteries on the Hitachi Magic Wand or when the TARDIS is rockin', don't come knockin'.

Date: 2006-05-12 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Do you think the Tardis comes with special attachments for companions dealing with hot doctors?

Date: 2006-05-12 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
It seems only fair.

"What, Eroticon III again?"
"Oi, Doctor. Unless you're planning on coming across, shut it and start steering."

Two never had these problems.

Date: 2006-05-13 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
Two had these problems all the time. But the BBC would not film them for fear of the love that would not speak its name,

Date: 2006-05-12 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
Well, yes, the aftermath would have been interesting.

Mind you, I'd still have been interested in the original post, for I am all too open-minded sometimes.

CE is weirdly hot, yes. And his mannerisms were brilliant.

It will all end in tears, yes. :P

Date: 2006-05-12 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com
It will all end in tears, yes.

I think this is the epitaph for all fandom obsessions.

Date: 2006-05-13 12:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melata-fic.livejournal.com
It is. Every fandom should have a eulogy spoken by Marvin the paranoid android.

Date: 2006-05-13 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jonquil.livejournal.com
If *only* it ended in tears. It ends in fix-it fic designed to obliterate the possibility that tears could ever have been appropriate.

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