Wuxia Bourne: The Finest Thing I've Ever Seen

[lesbiassparrow]

A while back inspired by calixa and meganbmoore I did a picspam of Jason Bourne: Wuxia Hero. I was, however, but an amateur dabbling in the deep, deep waters of wuxia manpain.

calixa, on the other hand, is a master. And, lo, she has taken her skills and created a video that proves once and for all the essential manpain laden, tragic, and wuxiaish nature of Jason Bourne.

Look upon this work of staggering genius and despair:

Comments

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

YES!

Yes you must...and then you can experience the sheer absurdity of people claiming that Qing Qing "forced" one girl to marry her senior(who deserved far better than to be her second choice after trying to literally replace QQ didn't work out for her) and that she "forced" another to become Chengzhi's student (apparently because she figured out Chengzhi was nuts about QQ the second she met them and used it to manipulate them, and was only interested in learning martial art's from Chengzhi) They seem to think that without QQ, he would have fallen for any girl to come along...

And let us not forget the amazingness of a frog made out of ice that can suck all poison out of a body by touching it...

[calixa.livejournal.com]

See?

Not that you particularly need help, but...

The frog thing sounds glorious. Another medical moment I am fond of is when Liu Shi Shi said licorice cures all poisons in Young Warriors.