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lesbiassparrow ([personal profile] lesbiassparrow) wrote2008-09-03 04:49 am

Beverly Hills 90210: the new incarnation

My god, I hate all of these people. Except for crazy granny, she's okay, though clearly slumming it on this show. And stop trying to convince me you are 15! Can't you exploit actual 15 year olds?* Or people who are at least under 25.

And why does the one black kid allowed in Beverly Hills have white parents? TELL ME THESE THINGS, OH FLIST.

* The English teacher looks younger than most of his students. Maybe he is one of the poor who has worked his way through college at the age of 14 so he can teach the rich kiddies?

ETA: Clearly if I want a teens angst in high school show I should watch Gossip Girl. I would but I am so scared that there is no way that Chuck Bass on my TV can possibly match up what I've heard and seen of him.

[identity profile] oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
HE IS ADOPTED. DUH.

[identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
I MISSED THAT CRITICAL POINT. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME WONDERING WHY THEY WERE ALL SO OLD

[identity profile] oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
KELLAN IS MY FAVOURITE. IDK HIS CHARACTER'S NAME. GEORGE? HE'S THE BIG BLONDE SMILEY ONE WHO HAS GAY ORGIES IN THE LOCK ROOM PLAYS LACROSSE.

[identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
WHY DO THEY HAVE PIGS HANDY? ARE THEY INTO BEASTIALITY TOO? THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN WHAT THEY'VE GOT AT THE MOMENT.

[identity profile] oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
IDK I JUST KNOW THE PROMO IS REALLY GAY:

[identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
...

Clearly, they are going for the all important 'I like my men waxed and shiny' teen market.

[identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
They like to call it erotica. With cameras.

[identity profile] oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, as long as I enjoy it they can call it anything they like.

[identity profile] aikakone.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I must quote this somewhere.

*saves for key moment in conversation*

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
...

These are supposed to be high school students?

[identity profile] lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! They look younger than most of the other 'teen' cast.

[identity profile] meganbmoore.livejournal.com 2008-09-03 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
That is very concerning.