Beverly Hills 90210: the new incarnation

[lesbiassparrow]

My god, I hate all of these people. Except for crazy granny, she's okay, though clearly slumming it on this show. And stop trying to convince me you are 15! Can't you exploit actual 15 year olds?* Or people who are at least under 25.

And why does the one black kid allowed in Beverly Hills have white parents? TELL ME THESE THINGS, OH FLIST.

* The English teacher looks younger than most of his students. Maybe he is one of the poor who has worked his way through college at the age of 14 so he can teach the rich kiddies?

ETA: Clearly if I want a teens angst in high school show I should watch Gossip Girl. I would but I am so scared that there is no way that Chuck Bass on my TV can possibly match up what I've heard and seen of him.

Comments

[oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com]

KELLAN IS MY FAVOURITE. IDK HIS CHARACTER'S NAME. GEORGE? HE'S THE BIG BLONDE SMILEY ONE WHO HAS GAY ORGIES IN THE LOCK ROOM PLAYS LACROSSE.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

WHY DO THEY HAVE PIGS HANDY? ARE THEY INTO BEASTIALITY TOO? THAT WOULD BE BETTER THAN WHAT THEY'VE GOT AT THE MOMENT.

[oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com]

IDK I JUST KNOW THE PROMO IS REALLY GAY:

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

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Clearly, they are going for the all important 'I like my men waxed and shiny' teen market.

[oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com]

AKA GAY PORN LOOK?

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

They like to call it erotica. With cameras.

[oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com]

Whatever, as long as I enjoy it they can call it anything they like.

[aikakone.livejournal.com]

I must quote this somewhere.

*saves for key moment in conversation*

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

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These are supposed to be high school students?

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Hey! They look younger than most of the other 'teen' cast.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

That is very concerning.