Mad Bonkers Shipping in Doctor Who

[lesbiassparrow]

I was wondering if I became a crazy Doctor/Tardis shipper if anyone would think I was serious and be all offended because I did not ship the Doctor and some paltry humanoid? Or would they just pat me on the head and assume I was joking when I posted everywhere that the doctor would never love anything the way he loved the Tardis and they were SOULMATES FOREVER?

I am a bit tempted to test this out and see what happens. And then set up a Doctor/Tardis community where we* complain about all the other shippers and how mean they are.

*And by we, I mean me on my own. But I would create sock-puppets so I didn't look so lonely and sad.

Comments

[jenavira.livejournal.com]

I would totally join your Doctor/TARDIS community, for it is true that he will never love a companion the way he loves the TARDIS. Companions come and go, but the TARDIS is forever. <3

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

But how will anyone now know you are not my sockpuppet?

And Doctor/Tardis 4EVA!!!

[jenavira.livejournal.com]

Er...but I can't be your sockpuppet! Maybe I'm just being extremely clever and you're my sockpuppet? <.<

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

This is quite clearly the case! For sure one or the other of us is a sockpuppet* and I don't mind being it. :)

*Seriously: you also think Irish language TV is a good idea. That must prove our sockpuppetry.

[jenavira.livejournal.com]

Yay for sockpuppetry! Now to take over fandom.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Now to take over fandom.

And translate it into Irish. Yes.

[lovinlorne.livejournal.com]

Is the tardis the phone booth? Do they even still use a phone booth? The Doctor that I remember always had a phone booth.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

The Tardis is the police box/phone booth the Doctor travels in. And quite clearly the Doctor's ONLY TWUE LOVE.

[lovinlorne.livejournal.com]

Well of course it's his ONLY TWUE LOVE! It's been there for him during good times and bad. Through thick and thin. In sickness and in health. DOCTOR/TARDIS!! OTP 4-EVA!!!!!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Tardis = Jack Sparrow's Black Pearl. But without the handsome Elizabeth.

[anonymous_sibyl]

Tsk tsk. Now you know if you form a community of you and your sock puppets then people will accuse you of forming a sekrit cabal to run fandom.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I have always wanted to belong to a cabal. And it will be an excitingly mad and quite off the charts insane cabel and we will do all sorts of things to oppress fandom with our Tardis love.

[lilly-rose.livejournal.com]

Can I guess the shipping fen that are driving you mad? *g Some of us ARE reasonable...really *g Unfortunately the bad few seem to be the loudest, the inmates running the aslyum.

Then again I ship the Doctor with somone who would probably object to being called a paltry humanoid. Loudly. =)

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Heh! Actually no shippers are driving me insane. I love shipping; it's how I relate to most tv shows, if I am honest. (And the Doctor quite clearly had the hots for Tegan. And Rose. And Romana. And a bunch of other people. But Tegan especially.).

I just wondered if you decided that Doctor/Tardis was your ship of choice if people would take you seriously and be offended by you as a mad shipper. And that's really the test of a real 'ship: people getting offended.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

I'll help.

Note the way that he went absolutely spare on losing the TARDIS -- "She's the only thing I had left!"

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

"She's the only thing I had left!"

*leaps around at the proof*

I am seconds away from starting a mad community where I talk about panels and blue as the colour of true love.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

Yes! And he gives up a decade of his life to save hers! And he even has an unhealthy codependency with it where there's abuse and clinginess! Beat that, Rose!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

And the way he fondles her doors; so strangely erotic.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

You know she fakes all those crash landings just to get him lying down on her.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

I am proud to be a DocTARD.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

Is that the official name for this ship? BECAUSE IT DAMN WELL SHOULD BE.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I am so getting this put on buttons. And there really should be a community called 'Doctard.'

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

That's it, I am now a rabid shipper. *dead*

[sucrelefey.livejournal.com]

Of course the Tardis is his true love for only she could be what ever size he needs on the inside. And with that filthy thought I am out of here.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Hee!! And as a now insane Tardis/Doctor shipper I, of course, agree entirely with all things that prove their love.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

I've been shipping Doctor/TARDIS in my sekrit brain cabal (population: me) since forever. I declare war on your poser comm.


Well, but I still wanna join.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

WE WILL POSE TOGETHER. And declare war on all other lesser shippers. Oh yes, we will.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE ONLY WE UNDERSTAND THE WHITEHOT PURITY OF TARDIS/DOCTOR. APART FROM EVERYONE ELSE BEFORE US.

We need a combined name, now. DOCTIS? TARTOR?

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I myself am fond of Dris. It sounds like a cirque du soleil show.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

Dunno. Sounds like bargain-brand nasal decongestant to me.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Way ahead of you.

[cryptile.livejournal.com]

Wow, I should read things in sequence first! Yay!

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

I would pat you on the head, maybe, and then still ship Doctor/TARDIS. It just /is/. :D

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

DocTard (tm Jonquil) FOREVER.