Bourne Supremacy

[lesbiassparrow]

I had to spend all day working (and still have stuff to do, pah!), but it has all been made magically better by watching Jason Bourne's thrilling, tragic manpain on the telly. Even though I have seen much manpain (a great deal of it of the screaming and shrieking variety thanks to kdrama) none gives me as much pleasure as Bourne's. It's so stoic and immobile and Matt Damon has presumably been told that if he smiles - even a bit - then bits of the world will fall right off, causing horrific death and destruction all because of HIM.

So. Good. I did this picspam a while ago to celebrate it.

WHY IS THERE NOT MORE FIC CELEBRATING HIS PAIN? I am very disappointed that so many of the fics are about him and Nicky and not more about him building his cabin in the Canadian wilds so he can spend the rest of his life thinking about Marie and his Tragic Loss.

ETA! How could I have forgotten to mention this, calixa's video ode to the Bourne Manpain:

calixa wrote comment fic on Jason Bourne's life in his cabin: Go. Read. And demand a sequel.

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[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Yes! No more women. And I bet he only uses an axe to hew the trees for his cabin because he needs the work and the pain and he is doing it for his lost love. And every so often he will go into town and some woman may try to be nice to him but he'll be all silent because they are not THE GREAT LOVE.

Er, I probably have spent too long thinking about this.