I'm so ashamed. You have no idea how ashamed.

Admittedly, it may be that my mind is crushed by years of watching Kdramas or the the copious amounnts of cold medication and hot whiskey speaking but I think I might like the movie of Twilight. I mean even in my fevered state I can see that it's cheesy and THE SKIN OF A KILLER bit is funny no matter what but still! actual enjoyment is being had. And not all of it is of the mocking kind. Plus the girl who plays Bella is really pretty enough for me to ignore Edward's Hair. The Cullens are kind of awful and pasty, though. It would be nice if they weren't really in the movie and it was just about teens fighting vampires in blue lit rain.

ETA: Oh, Edward as hysterical, repressed virgin is pretty good.

ETA 2: VAMPIRE SHOWDOWN. I. HAVE. NO. WORDS.

ETA 3: You know what? I want to watch this again with commentary just to hear all of RPatz's Edward loathing commentary. And to listen to someone try and explain Jacob's horrific hair. And whatever that other blond vampire's hair was supposed to be.

OH GOD. SEND HELP AND THERAPY PLEASE.

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You know who my favourite Cullen is? The one that's not Edward but he's blond and has a constipated expression that is meant to be THE HUNGER. The look on his face in every scene is just the most amazingly entertaining thing I've ever seen. Even better than the THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER freak out.