lesbiassparrow

OMG LAST EPISODE OF ROSWELL. GOOD BYE TORTURED TEEN ALIEN LOVE. WE WILL NEVER SEE YOUR LIKE AGAIN.

Poll coming soon on what shameful series I should watch next. Suggestion for poll welcome (I already have Forever Knight, but there must be more angsty manpain out there).

1. Tess n' Max's remembrance of times past. Least interesting past relationship ever. No wonder there was a revolution - they probably did it out of a desperate desire to make them SHUT UP.

2. Alien baby. I am sure it is very tragic and all that Max's spawn got carted off to some planet with duplicitous minx but he should be glad to get out of the who teenage pregnancy trap. Imagine the whole cost of maintenance.

3. Isabel and Jesse. Where did he pop up from? How is it not skanky for an attorney to date his boss's daughter WHO IS JUST OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL. And Isabel is so self-righteous about it all and all 'OMG this is my one tru love! I must marry him! Why don't you all support me!'

Still, I will be sad when this is over. Despite the occasional decisions to abandon any sort of pretense at plot development or consistent characters they have lovely, attractive alien angst.

After a mere twenty minutes I'm in the loathe Tess camp. She's just awful even without the whole glomming onto Max thing. Is she always this revoltingly cheery?

Michael would be better looking if his hair did not look like a mop on his head. It's sort of eating him alive.

ETA: Also. Evil Not-Max is hot.

1. Smack Michael with a clue stick so he starts acting like a decent human being with Maria. He should be thanking the gods that she gives him the time of day not walking around being all hot messed up alien.

2. Lock Max and Liz in a room until he gives into his impulses and stops trying to protect her. I can just sense the horrific angst on the horizon so they should make hay while the sun shines.

3. I don't know with Isabel. Maybe it could feature Alex. But not that grim dancing scene that she dream walked into.

I hear there is an alien baby coming. This worries me. On the plus side apparently it involves maximum angst and agony for everyone.

THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MUCH I LOVE ROSWELL AFTER FOUR EPISODES. STOP. THEIR LOVE IS SO REPRESSED AND YEARNING. STOP. SEND HELP BEFORE I START DRAWING HEARTS WITH THEIR NAMES IN THEM. STOP. HAVE REGRESSED TO BEING ELEVEN. STOP.