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OMG, PEOPLE. EDWARD IS JOSEPH ANDREWS.

( I honestly can't believe I'm cutting for spoilers to do with Edward's virtue )

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I am about to sit down and read Breaking Dawn. Or, as I feel it should be called, The Deflowering of Edward.

I CAN'T WAIT.

ETA: OMG. THE FREAK OUT AFTERWARD. THANK YOU SMEYER FOR GIVING ME THIS MUCH ENTERTAINMENT. IT MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU INTENDED BUT I DON'T CARE.