People the Doctor may have Shagged
Apr. 4th, 2006 08:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lesbiassparrowRepeat after me: I am going to hell for thinking all/most/any of this.
Behind this cut is a selective listing (with images) of people the Doctor may have shagged in his various incarnations. That is, if you do not think of the Doctor as completely asexual and not at all tempted by youthful flesh.
I am blaming for this in no particular order:
a) Christopher Eccleston for being strangely hot and making me think wrong, wrong thoughts about the Doctor
b) various people on the internet whom I have read lately. You know who you are.
Also I am a bit biased and this only includes those who were on the telly. BecauseI haven't read the books beyond the odd novelisationthe books aren't really canon. Also not all the companions are included because there is no way the Doctor no matter how demented, how desperate, would have been tempted by the likes of Mel. And I left off Ian and Barbara because their love was for each other only.
No real spoilers. Unless you consider knowing who some of the companions are spoilers. But it's not dial-up friendly
ETA: I also left off Turlough, the Brigadier, and Liz Shaw though they are all obviously possible shagees in the Doctor Who universe.
Ah, Jamie. So young, so faux scottish, so kilted. Who knows what you and Doctor Two got up to on those long nights in the Tardis. I bet he played his recorder and you sang songs of Scotland and it just went downhill from there.
Jo Grant. A bit useless. Got her job because of her uncle. Could handle a test tube, though. Who knows what else she might have handled for the Third Doctor? He was stuck on Earth, after all.
Sarah Jane might have had two doctors: Three and Four. Yes, she was that type of girl. Here is her and Four. The person on the floor was so shocked by the sight of them almost shagging that they keeled right over and died. Such was the power of their passion.
Adric, pretending to be coy. I have one sentence: no bloody way. No one is that desperate. I sodding hate Adric and know there was no one in all of time and space who would ever shag him.
K-9. One of them, at any rate. Sssh. There is no love as pure as that between a Doctor and his robot dog. I am rating this one as a definite no shaggee.
Romana 1. A definite possibility. Another Time Lord, so no anxieties about bits and the like. Also Mary Tamm is gorgeous beyond belief. My vote? Her and Four were at it like rabbits.
Romana 2, post regeneration. Obviously shagging the Doctor. What more proof do you need than she is wearing his clothes. Obviously their love was so strong that it withstood regeneration.
This is Leela telling other women to feck off because the Doctor is hers, all hers. Also she is holding a phallic object which proves something.
Nyssa. Well, if she hung around the Tardis dressed like this she was obviously doing it for a reason. Though I have a theory that she and Tegan were madly in love with each other. This is not borne out by anything on screen.
Tegan. Possibly shagging Nyssa. And perhaps the Doctor as he is the real version of the mile high club. I really liked Tegan, even if really she probably was a bit whiny.
Another picture of Tegan. Because I like her.
Peri. You can tell the Doctor was looking down her shirt seconds before this was taken. She so wanted both Five and Six and liked to hang around the Tardis not wearing a lot. If it weren't impossible I'd say she was related to Leela.
So were Ace and the Seventh Doctor bonding a bit too much? Or was her love for explosives all about frustrated desire for Seven? Um, I don't really have an opinion on this one.
Ah, Rose. A very possible shagee for the Ninth Doctor. If you don't like this pairing you can put it down to post-traumatic stress disorder.
Well Jack obviously wants to shag the Doctor, but then he seems to want to shag most things, so not sure about how much of a compliment that is. Possible, especially if Rose was out with Mickey, or shopping, or asleep.
But this, as everyone knows, is the Doctor's one true love. It's really her he is thinking about when he's off slutting it about the universe. Their love is eternal and probably physically impossible.
Now I'm off to try and stop my childhood weeping.
Behind this cut is a selective listing (with images) of people the Doctor may have shagged in his various incarnations. That is, if you do not think of the Doctor as completely asexual and not at all tempted by youthful flesh.
I am blaming for this in no particular order:
a) Christopher Eccleston for being strangely hot and making me think wrong, wrong thoughts about the Doctor
b) various people on the internet whom I have read lately. You know who you are.
Also I am a bit biased and this only includes those who were on the telly. Because
No real spoilers. Unless you consider knowing who some of the companions are spoilers. But it's not dial-up friendly
ETA: I also left off Turlough, the Brigadier, and Liz Shaw though they are all obviously possible shagees in the Doctor Who universe.
Ah, Jamie. So young, so faux scottish, so kilted. Who knows what you and Doctor Two got up to on those long nights in the Tardis. I bet he played his recorder and you sang songs of Scotland and it just went downhill from there.
Jo Grant. A bit useless. Got her job because of her uncle. Could handle a test tube, though. Who knows what else she might have handled for the Third Doctor? He was stuck on Earth, after all.
Sarah Jane might have had two doctors: Three and Four. Yes, she was that type of girl. Here is her and Four. The person on the floor was so shocked by the sight of them almost shagging that they keeled right over and died. Such was the power of their passion.
Adric, pretending to be coy. I have one sentence: no bloody way. No one is that desperate. I sodding hate Adric and know there was no one in all of time and space who would ever shag him.
K-9. One of them, at any rate. Sssh. There is no love as pure as that between a Doctor and his robot dog. I am rating this one as a definite no shaggee.
Romana 1. A definite possibility. Another Time Lord, so no anxieties about bits and the like. Also Mary Tamm is gorgeous beyond belief. My vote? Her and Four were at it like rabbits.
Romana 2, post regeneration. Obviously shagging the Doctor. What more proof do you need than she is wearing his clothes. Obviously their love was so strong that it withstood regeneration.
This is Leela telling other women to feck off because the Doctor is hers, all hers. Also she is holding a phallic object which proves something.
Nyssa. Well, if she hung around the Tardis dressed like this she was obviously doing it for a reason. Though I have a theory that she and Tegan were madly in love with each other. This is not borne out by anything on screen.
Tegan. Possibly shagging Nyssa. And perhaps the Doctor as he is the real version of the mile high club. I really liked Tegan, even if really she probably was a bit whiny.
Another picture of Tegan. Because I like her.
Peri. You can tell the Doctor was looking down her shirt seconds before this was taken. She so wanted both Five and Six and liked to hang around the Tardis not wearing a lot. If it weren't impossible I'd say she was related to Leela.
So were Ace and the Seventh Doctor bonding a bit too much? Or was her love for explosives all about frustrated desire for Seven? Um, I don't really have an opinion on this one.
Ah, Rose. A very possible shagee for the Ninth Doctor. If you don't like this pairing you can put it down to post-traumatic stress disorder.
Well Jack obviously wants to shag the Doctor, but then he seems to want to shag most things, so not sure about how much of a compliment that is. Possible, especially if Rose was out with Mickey, or shopping, or asleep.
But this, as everyone knows, is the Doctor's one true love. It's really her he is thinking about when he's off slutting it about the universe. Their love is eternal and probably physically impossible.
Now I'm off to try and stop my childhood weeping.
