Bourne

[lesbiassparrow]

I have a lot of things to do today. A lot. Am I doing any of them? No. I am instead stealing gathering pictures from the internets to do a Wuxia Bourne post.

But sadly I cannot find images of necrokissing which I feel are essential.

Comments

Re: retry

[calixa.livejournal.com]

This one is especially excellent:



All it's missing are some cracks on his face.

I'm sorry I keep deleting the comments. I'm a perfectionist.

[calixa.livejournal.com]

Before carrying her away mournfully he had to smear the blood around a bit first. To optimize the effect.

This one speaks for itself:

[calixa.livejournal.com]

[calixa.livejournal.com]

NOW I CANNOT STOP.



Smear away~

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I. Have. No. Words.

Re: I'm sorry I keep deleting the comments. I'm a perfectionist.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Dammit! I should totally have uploaded that one. Maybe I can do a secondary post?

Re: I'm sorry I keep deleting the comments. I'm a perfectionist.

[calixa.livejournal.com]

I think you should.

Re: I'm sorry I keep deleting the comments. I'm a perfectionist.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I could do a 'wuxia Jesus' one. Though that might get me sent to hell...

isnt that what "Passion of the Christ" is, though?

[bellatrys.livejournal.com]

You'd just be pointing it out, which is just a purgatory stint I think...

Re: isnt that what "Passion of the Christ" is, though?

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Wuxia Jesus would have to have a forbidden love, though. You can't have a wuxia without DOOMED PASSION of some sort. My money would be on Mary Magdalen being it and being the fighter for a set of evil monks (but she wouldn't know they were evil because they had raised her from infanthood).

This...

[bellatrys.livejournal.com]

sounds disturbingly like how I imagine a mirrorverse version of the sort of stereotypical American fandom takes on Asian folklore that I mocked here (http://bellatrys.livejournal.com/327328.html) might go. It would be a perfect expansion set for the "Caucasian Adventures" RPG, frex.

There should be Roman zeppelins, though, too. And maybe an erupting volcano, though that might be too much. (But, hey, Pompeii! That was real, and around the same time, give or take a few decades. So what if we move it a thousand miles and then some...)