Guess the plot! Or, the most interesting English I have ever seen on anything

[lesbiassparrow]

This, according to the back of the box, is the plot of the Taiwanese drama Heaven's Wedding Gown.

Aiqing saves the enough money with great difficulty, arrives in dream Paris, was simply happy extremely. While this, sub-white also accepts the international fashion big prize in Paris, the laurel crown prize. Two people simultaneously had a liking for a small wooden horse in an individual artistic shop quarrelling, finally under the shop owner's tacitly consenting to, Aiqing obtained the wooden horse. The airport and machine on meeting by chance, two people do not have the favorable impression to each other, will rejoice later not to be able again to meet, but unexpectedly two persons of lives.



The small village which the ceramic village is Grandpa Aiqing with which passed away paternal grandmother opens up wasteland, also is grandfather in mind Arcadia, therefore the protection ceramic village always is regarded by Aiqing regards as the inherent responsibilities the work here morning forever is full of the energy and the vitality. when Aiqing has the 'returns to the family is really good' mood, suddenly a noisy mixed locomotive engine has disrupted village auspicious. Aiqing's feeling is disgruntled, the good mood is all destroyed, is finding the looked the outcome Grandpa reminder will make her to remember has the child to have to come to observe and emulate the village. Aiqing for this day hollow thoughts, dresses up Europe to tend sheep female attracts the child....!

I must point out that both the ... and ! are on the box and are not my own additions.



This is the DVD that managed to subtitle English with entirely different and unintelligible English. I think I gave up by episode 2 because I had no idea what anyone was supposed to be saying.

Comments

[lovinlorne.livejournal.com]

So european ewes are seducing our children.

Very interesting...

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

And there is a chance that our grandfathers are ceramic villages.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

ah yes...the sounds rather likethe back box description of my Hwang Jin Yi set...course, the first 8 or 10 episodes of that had near perfect subs, but after that, they turned barely intelligible(which is a very bad thing, as the main character's wit was an important part of the story.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

The subtitles for this gem start out bad and stay that way. It's a bit like watching some absurdist drama because you know that there's no way that that's what the characters are actually saying. Or at least you hope it's not.