Some people have Twlight, I have Stargate: Atlantis, you know, the one where they're not very bright

[lesbiassparrow]

I apologize in advance for this but I can feel it coming and I won't be able to stop myself no matter how much I usually roll my eyes at people who do this exact same thing. But I am going to watch each and every episode of the 5th season of Atlantis and hate every episode and moan endlessly about it. And then write long posts where I wish people would consign McKay to some lower circle of Hell from which he would never rise again. Or I'd settle for someone punching him in the face and being celebrated for it in song and story.

I'm sorry and if it helps you feel better, know that you cannot possibly despise me more for doing this any more than I do myself. If you know of any help for this compulsion to watch this show please feel free to recommend it. GOD PLEASE SEND HELP.

Comments

[morwen_peredhil]

I'm really looking forward to this.

*cackles evilly*

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

But my hate is so one note and filled with such deep thoughts as 'I HATE MCKAY, OH GOD I HATE HIM, WHY HAS NO ONE KILLED HIM YET????'

[morwen_peredhil]

BECAUSE MCKAY IS ALWAYS RIGHT, EXCEPT WHEN HE DISAGREES WITH SHEPPARD, WHO COMES FIRST IN THE CREDITS AND HAS MUCH PRETTIER HAIR.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

I HAVE FREED MYSELF! YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME! IT'S HEALTHIER!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

IT IS TOO LATE FOR ME. THERE IS NO ESCAPE, EVEN THOUGH I HAVE TRIED GNAWING MY LEG OFF AND VARIOUS OTHER DEVICES.

[oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com]

THIS IS WHY I AM READING TWILIGHT. MAKE IT STOP.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOT ESCAPE. FLY WHILE YOU CAN BUT YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE CRAP.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. The more you watch it, the more they think people enjoy it.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

But what if I cunningly refuse to add to their viewing figures and watch by, ahem, other means?

(I know, I know, I am a sad, sad person. PLEASE HELP ME BY SUGGESTING ALTERNATIVE THERAPIES)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Good! *pleased*

Hrm. I recommend, um... I can't think of any, off the top of my head (most of the ones I can aren't much better, including Red Dwarf, oldskool Who and Dark Justice. Though I don't think the latter is available anywhere)

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I've just spent 10 minutes boggling at the IMDB page for Dark Justice.

He and three other people, Gibbs, a wisecracking street kid, Moon, a former con man, and Cat.

I really hope that Cat is an actual speaking cat. With magic powers.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

bwhahahahah. I wasn't actually around for Cat (or the original Nick). But Gibbs and Moon are kinda awesome, and Kelly was Cat's replacement PI.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I really like that a lot of the comments are about how the show was so much better with the first Nick and when downhill after that. So apparently it had all of four good episodes.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Which just totally proves what I've said all along: I have no taste.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

At least you're not planning on watching season 5 of Atlantis. So you win right there.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

*suspects they secretly track those alternative means*

[meganlynn09.livejournal.com]

I suppose I should feel bad, but yeah, I'm gonna have to enjoy this :D

(Let's not pay attention to the fact that I am using one of my SGA icons.)

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I feel that I am not at my best with my SGA hate. It is sadly so one note and full of McKay loathing.

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

A mind really is a terrible thing to waste. Just sayin'. And honest to FSM, how can anyone stand McKay?

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!! MY MIND JUST WATCHES THESE THINGS NO MATTER WHAT.

Sadly about 95% of fandom seems to find McKay the wonderchild of all wonderchildren.

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

If the show ever realizes McKay and Sheppard don't walk on water and fart unicorns, it may actually be good.

At least you get to look at Ronon.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Ronon isn't enough of a reward for McKay. Not since they stopped showing him hitting him with sticks.

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

<< Sadly about 95% of fandom seems to find McKay the wonderchild of all wonderchildren. >>

I'm now reminded of why I find life a happier place if I don't get involved in Fandom with a Capital-F.

[lage-nom-ai.livejournal.com]

MISERY LOVES COMPANY, wooooo!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

We shall suffer together for the good of mankind. Yes.

[namastenancy.livejournal.com]

I love your rants and I hate McKay too. Is it OK if I friend you? I don't want to miss anything!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I am always glad to friend more McKay haters. We must unite and overcome the tyranny of his crapness!!!!