Before I saw this show I was pretty sure I would be the worst person to survive the apocalypse

( There's a poll under the cut. The answer to the question it poses, by the way, is yes. Even a three old child could survive better than this lot. )

I will say is that the writing on Survivors makes me feel insufferably smug about my intelligence. It will also do the same for you. (I saw the cover of the original series. It involved a lot of unattractive people in sheepskin coats on horses. I hope they were brighter than this lot.)