Whence comes a prince...

[lesbiassparrow]

Indeed. Thither he should return and wash his hair, methinks.

ETA: I saw a book in the bookstore today called 'The Reckless Bride' featuring a girl running in a nightie with a slit up to her hip. I couldn't tell if she was recklessly courting pneumonia or something else.

Here she is! FIRST TIME IN PRINT! God help the poor wee thing. Though she can float, so that's good. Excellent for parties and getting across ponds. THE HERO IS NAMED JACE! JACE! It sounds like a mix of loo cleaner and cough medicine.

Comments

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

That second cover is just...yeah, why? Dumbest outfit ever. And a really weird pose.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I guess the dumbness of the outfit depends on why she is wearing it. If she wants to contract the flu while exposing her assets, then she is wearing the right thing...

[koalathebear.livejournal.com]

Chiropractor's Dream


Impractical Winter Gear

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Given the angles of their knees, I suspect those women are about 7 foot tall and this is the only way they can embrace the hero.

[cookiesworld17.livejournal.com]

As always your 'book cover reviews' left me laughing, and I'm quite certain they were more entertaining than the actual books!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

The bride book has ninjas! I suspect that's really, really entertaining.

[balcarin.livejournal.com]

THAT ______ BRIDE SERIES IS TERRIBLE. LIKE REALLY TERRIBLE. AND HAS NINJAS. NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING. NINJAS.

[wistfulmemory.livejournal.com]

Ninjas?!? *mind blown*

[balcarin.livejournal.com]

CRAZY ASSASSIN NINJAS. EASILY A THIRD OF EACH BOOK IS ACTION SCENES OF NINJA FIGHTING. AND, SPOILER ALERT, THE AUTHOR IS NOT GREAT AT WRITING ACTION SCENES.

[wistfulmemory.livejournal.com]

...I'm now tempted to read the series even though it sounds horrible because Ninjas make everything better.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how sad I am that I didn't buy this book now. NINJAS! NINJAS! BADLY WRITTEN NINJAS! (You would never guess ninjas lurked within those pages from the cover - they should have one leaping after the heroine. SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY).

[balcarin.livejournal.com]

I GOT THE FIRST IN THE SERIES BECAUSE IT SCREAMED HIGH SEAS HIJINKS AND THE HERO HAD AMNESIA!!!! ALAS NO HIJINKS. JUST GD NINJA ASSASSINS.

[calixa.livejournal.com]

I'd read the first one. Just because "whence" is in the title.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Whence tempted me. But I was saddened by the fact that she didn't also work in a 'comest' as well.

[wistfulmemory.livejournal.com]

Will you actually be reading these books because if you are, I totally want to hear your snarky review of them.

The prince needs to do more than just wash his hair. He looks like he also needs to get some shots to counteract all of the gallivanting he's been doing.

That's not a slit in the nightie. She's holding it up that high. I can't believe this is part of a quartet. Are all of the books about her? Jace is definitely a name I have not heard of for a hero.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Now that I know there are ninjas I am really tempted. NINJAS AND A BARELY THERE NIGHTIE. THIS WILL END WELL. Maybe the rest of the quartet fills in the background of how she learned to float?

(Why must people saddle their heroes with names like Jace? Where and when is this set? Ye Olden Tymes of we just don't care what we call people?)

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

You're right about the nightie! AND WHERE DID SHE GET THE OIL TO SHIMMER UP HER LEGS?????

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

It always cracks me up when I see "first time in print" on the cover. My immediate thought is, "where was it before, ff.net?"

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

First time in print is not the advertisement that they think... I would just lie and put 'reissued by popular demand!' on the front, rather than having me worry that this is some crap previously peddled around on the internet.