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lesbiassparrowNever was there so much bad acting by so many people. If I was doing a course on bad acting I would open with the clip where Arnold says 'your sister's dying' to the heroine in tones that emphasize he couldn't give a damn.
The sister's death scene with Red Sonja is also classic. And Sonja has a mullet. I never quite imagined an epic swordswoman with a mullet.
ETA: To my delight they have just tossed in the world's worst child actor. It's like a race to the thespian sewer. With mullets.
ETA 2: Sonja and Arnold are having a loooove scene. It is like watching elephants trying to dance.
ETA 3: Ooh shakey camera work signifies not passion but 'another kingdom enslaved.' Sonja says it's been enslaved with the tone of voice that one would use to announce that there's been a spill on aisle one.
ETA 4: My favourite bit about this movie is that the evil Queen Gedren has a giant room filled with candles, which appears to serve no other function except to have the climactic duel in. And be above a giant lava pit, so she will fall in it.
The sister's death scene with Red Sonja is also classic. And Sonja has a mullet. I never quite imagined an epic swordswoman with a mullet.
ETA: To my delight they have just tossed in the world's worst child actor. It's like a race to the thespian sewer. With mullets.
ETA 2: Sonja and Arnold are having a loooove scene. It is like watching elephants trying to dance.
ETA 3: Ooh shakey camera work signifies not passion but 'another kingdom enslaved.' Sonja says it's been enslaved with the tone of voice that one would use to announce that there's been a spill on aisle one.
ETA 4: My favourite bit about this movie is that the evil Queen Gedren has a giant room filled with candles, which appears to serve no other function except to have the climactic duel in. And be above a giant lava pit, so she will fall in it.
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Date: 2011-03-27 08:10 am (UTC)Oh my god.
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