lesbiassparrow

...is more wank.

No, listen, I've been thinking about this for ~~five seconds~~ a bit. And I have come up with the perfect plan. The problem with wank is that everyone involved takes it so seriously and gets offended and friendships are ended and new communities are founded and it is the end of the fandom. Until it comes back to life that is.

But what if you could get people to wank for you? There could be a community where people who didn't care about shows would post long wanky rants about ships/people who don't ship/characters/love/death/pickled onions. Whatever you wanted you could ask for. And no one would really care because they weren't personally involved.

Here's what I am offering: comment below and I will wank about a show I do not watch in reply to your comment. As I currently only really watch Doctor Who, The Office, My Name is Earl and (sometimes) BSG that leaves you a wide field. I will say whatever you want. I will accuse whatever group you want of not getting it, not understanding the way the world really works, being the demon spawn of Satan, whatever you want.

Based on hardly any sleep over the past while this seems like a fantastic idea to me. I will surely be proven wrong very quickly.