Bad miniseries, huzzah!

[lesbiassparrow]

I have ordered not one, but TWO wonderful miniseries: Augustus and Empire. Boxes of delights I am sure! I foresee a bleak future for this LJ AND I DON'T CARE. Also I have date with a friend where we plan to watch Nero and Hercules versus the Moonmen. THE MOONMEN. You know that's a work of genius.

THERE IS NO CHANCE TO STOP THIS. THERE WILL BE PICTURES.

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[calixa.livejournal.com]

Yay!

And I am reading the first of those J.R. Ward books... I don't even know.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

You've got to read the one where the dragon leaps out of the guy. IT IS AMAZING. She must have one giant bag of the best weed ever.

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

<< THERE IS NO CHANCE TO STOP THIS. THERE WILL BE PICTURES. >>

You say this as if it's a bad thing.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I've seen bits of Empire. It is so bad that it defies all the adjectives the English language has to describe it.

[wistfulmemory.livejournal.com]

THIS LJ WILL NOT BE EXPERIENCING A BLEAK FUTURE WITH YOU WATCHING THOSE MINISERIES!

I am intrigued with how Nero and Hercules fight with the Moonmen. I am DEMANDING that there are pictures to chronicle this epic movie!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Sadly those are two different movies. But now I have an idea for a screenplay. IT WILL BE EPIC. I MAY THROW IN AMAZONS AND MARTIANS JUST BECAUSE I CAN.

[wistfulmemory.livejournal.com]

I was wondering how Nero and Hercules could be together in the same movie, but I figured that if it was a bad enough movie, they would find some way of making it work. DO IT!

[queenofthorns.livejournal.com]

I think I may have seen "Empire." But I clearly erased it from my brain. *netflixes both of these*

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I have a deep admiration for shows that look history in the face and then firmly turn their backs on it.

[dangermousie.livejournal.com]

Moonmen? Moonmen? Does Nero fight them with his poetry?

Is Empire or Augustus the one where Julia has a true love affair with a gladiator or someone?

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Sadly, the Nero and Hercules ones are separate movies. But one with them combined would be the most awesome show ever. Nero would probably make an excellent heroic sidekick. And he could write epics to celebrate you!