Going Crazy from the Lack of Sleep

[lesbiassparrow]

Seriously, if this insomnia lasts much longer I will be certifiably insane and posting wank like there's no tomorrow.

Today I wrote up the perfect wanktastic post: pompous, filled with snotty rage, containing CAPSLOCK OF RAGE, and just about everything else you could imagine. It was like the perfect storm of wank. Luckily sanity kicked in and I made it private and then later deleted it.

But if this continues I will not be able to stop myself. Wank will be posted! All I'm asking is please do not take it seriously if it occurs. I will be suitably ashamed of myself once I get more than four hours sleep a night.

Anyone got any cures for insomnia apart from drinking yourself into a stupor? Because I've tried that one and it is not working so well.

Comments

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

CHRESTOMANCI LOVES ME DAMMIT!1! NOT MILLIE WHO IS A TRAMP BUT ME !1!!!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I do not know who this person is but he clearly loves me!!!! Do not delude yourself!!!!!

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Millie/Chrestomanci=OTP!!!!1!!! Theirlovesissoworldtravellingomg!

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Millie is dull; even the author describes her features as ordinary. Chrestomanci is flame and adventure and desire; why in any well-thought-out universe would he settle for a woman whose highest ambition is to be a British schoolgirl? A man who has dragons on his bathrobe cannot live happily with a woman with a Chalet School novel in the pocket of hers.

It's so obvious that Chrestomanci's real lover is Tacroy. Millie is just a beard, there to fool the homophobic High Council.

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Woe. For you brought up the Christopher/Tacroy, which is very true. Christopher knows his true name OMG!!!

But Millie is his stability for being ordinary. She keeps him grounded, otherwise he would be more than insufferable, and they are good friends. Hmm. Also Tacroy has Ms Rosalie.

Millie/Christopher/Tacroy/Miss Rosalie - there. OT4.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

I always wondered about all the power-sharing the four of them were so well-practiced at...

[I love Millie. I'm just working out the "that bitch isn't good enough for my woobie!" scenario.]

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. Clearly they have been "working" together for some time.

[Someone should totally chime in with the inevitable "Millie is a Mary Sue"! argument. Even though she's not. *beams*]

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that you were reading this sort of thing as a child!

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Well... it was that, or the Estelle/Nan femmeslash. *smiles*

I was a /special/ child. And one who read a lot.