Going Crazy from the Lack of Sleep

[lesbiassparrow]

Seriously, if this insomnia lasts much longer I will be certifiably insane and posting wank like there's no tomorrow.

Today I wrote up the perfect wanktastic post: pompous, filled with snotty rage, containing CAPSLOCK OF RAGE, and just about everything else you could imagine. It was like the perfect storm of wank. Luckily sanity kicked in and I made it private and then later deleted it.

But if this continues I will not be able to stop myself. Wank will be posted! All I'm asking is please do not take it seriously if it occurs. I will be suitably ashamed of myself once I get more than four hours sleep a night.

Anyone got any cures for insomnia apart from drinking yourself into a stupor? Because I've tried that one and it is not working so well.

Comments

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

The wank has been deleted so as not to tempt me! But I have an awful feeling that it will be resurrected in some form - though probably it will not be as marvellously pompous as the first time.

It was about Doctor Who of all things! I can't believe I would wank over Who, much as I love it! It's a total betrayal of my childhood and it feels akin to wanking over the Wombles.

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay. Would have liked to see the first version, just for a laugh.

Doctor Who is easy to wank about, these days. Because there are these factions involved, and it's rather interesting to see.

The childhood thing would be a tiny bit weird for me. *grin* Like creating wank over Chrestomanci stories or something. Eep.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

CHRESTOMANCI LOVES ME DAMMIT!1! NOT MILLIE WHO IS A TRAMP BUT ME !1!!!

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I do not know who this person is but he clearly loves me!!!! Do not delude yourself!!!!!

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Millie/Chrestomanci=OTP!!!!1!!! Theirlovesissoworldtravellingomg!

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Millie is dull; even the author describes her features as ordinary. Chrestomanci is flame and adventure and desire; why in any well-thought-out universe would he settle for a woman whose highest ambition is to be a British schoolgirl? A man who has dragons on his bathrobe cannot live happily with a woman with a Chalet School novel in the pocket of hers.

It's so obvious that Chrestomanci's real lover is Tacroy. Millie is just a beard, there to fool the homophobic High Council.

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Woe. For you brought up the Christopher/Tacroy, which is very true. Christopher knows his true name OMG!!!

But Millie is his stability for being ordinary. She keeps him grounded, otherwise he would be more than insufferable, and they are good friends. Hmm. Also Tacroy has Ms Rosalie.

Millie/Christopher/Tacroy/Miss Rosalie - there. OT4.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

I always wondered about all the power-sharing the four of them were so well-practiced at...

[I love Millie. I'm just working out the "that bitch isn't good enough for my woobie!" scenario.]

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. Clearly they have been "working" together for some time.

[Someone should totally chime in with the inevitable "Millie is a Mary Sue"! argument. Even though she's not. *beams*]

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

I am shocked, shocked I tell you, that you were reading this sort of thing as a child!

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Well... it was that, or the Estelle/Nan femmeslash. *smiles*

I was a /special/ child. And one who read a lot.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

It really wasn't very interesting. I suspect what would have been more interesting is the amount of people I would have offended plus my wounded and uncomprehending response (because the wanker is always 'oh, I didn't mean to offend' and wide-eyed about the whole thing.)

New Who has been a whole new experience for me. First I find out I think the Doctor is hot (CE, your sins are heavy for this!), then I read fic because suddenly I am all 'he and Rose are so doing it!' and now there is wank. WHERE WILL IT ALL END?

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way. You have healthy 19-year-old hormones. You are alone for days at a time with a man who, when he does not look like Christopher Eccleston, looks like David Tennant.

Either she's wearing out the batteries on the Hitachi Magic Wand or when the TARDIS is rockin', don't come knockin'.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Do you think the Tardis comes with special attachments for companions dealing with hot doctors?

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

It seems only fair.

"What, Eroticon III again?"
"Oi, Doctor. Unless you're planning on coming across, shut it and start steering."

Two never had these problems.

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

Two had these problems all the time. But the BBC would not film them for fear of the love that would not speak its name,

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, the aftermath would have been interesting.

Mind you, I'd still have been interested in the original post, for I am all too open-minded sometimes.

CE is weirdly hot, yes. And his mannerisms were brilliant.

It will all end in tears, yes. :P

[lesbiassparrow.livejournal.com]

It will all end in tears, yes.

I think this is the epitaph for all fandom obsessions.

[melata-fic.livejournal.com]

It is. Every fandom should have a eulogy spoken by Marvin the paranoid android.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

If *only* it ended in tears. It ends in fix-it fic designed to obliterate the possibility that tears could ever have been appropriate.